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Kick Off Your Weekend with Stump the DJ Highlights
Paul & Al pride themselves in knowing pretty much every joke in the book. And in knowing EVERY joke in the really, really dirty, offensive books.
Here are this week's Stump the DJ highlights.
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Today's Winning Joke on Stump the DJ!
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Taking Stairs = Live Longer, Taking Elevator = Maybe Die Tomorrow
Taking the stairs is obviously WAY better for your health than taking the elevator. The sedentary approach of riding the elevator as opposed to taking the stairs can lead to many severe health issues. Plus the elevator cable could always snap with your fat a** riding it and you could plummet to your death.
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A Rock & Roll Hall of Fame History Lesson
Paul and Al and Kevin discuss who's been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame multiple times, who hasn't been inducted who should be, and a band that will never be nominated or inducted even if they pay off the judges, and more.
Restaurant Lets You Trade in Your Phone (While You Dine) For Free Bottle of Wine
A restaurant manager in Italy is, we assume, trying to help people break their smartphone addictions and encourage real human interaction amongst diners with a promotion where you can trade in your phone for a free bottle of wine (you get your phone back when you leave, of course).
Would you be up for that trade? Or are you sooo addicted to your phone that a free bottle of wine isn't enough incentive to put it down? Or maybe you're addicted to booze and would give up anything for a mere hour just to score some free wine?
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What Better Way To Spend 420 Than Listening to Stump the DJ High...lights?
Our listeners really brought it this week submitting and calling in jokes for Stump the DJ. Here's the best of the best! And you can always LISTEN LIVE to Stump the DJ or 94 HJY in general anytime at 94HJY.com/listen.
O.J. Jokes Were Pretty Much Inevitable for Today's Stump the DJ
The moment it was announced that O.J. Simpson had died, we were pretty confident that our Stump the DJ listeners immediately started writing O.J. jokes to submit to us. Aaaand we were right. Here are a couple...
Eclipse Safety Glasses? Not For Kevin's Elderly Neighbor!
Last week's solar eclipse was viewed safely by hundreds and hundreds of thousands. And viewed UNSAFELY by Kevin's elderly neighbor, who had no use for that "new-fangled, eyesight protectin' eyewear. Full blindness should set in by Friday.