$94 from Boch Toyota South and the
coveted STDJ Hooded Sweatshirt!
Winning joke from Mike from North Attleboro:
Why do bulimics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.
Here are your STDJ highlights!
My wife is one of those annoying people that ruins films by asking questions. Last night we were watching Schindler's List and she stupidly asked, "Why are you masturbating?"
How many Alzheinmer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.
Hear all the Stump highlights from this week below...
Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend, Tony. Roger said, "Tony, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell you what the girls are like. Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure and is plain-looking, but she gives incredible oral favors. Suzie is pretty and has a great pair of legs, which she shows off by wearing high heels all the time." "Say no more," interrupted Tony. "I'll go for head over heels anytime."
What do 7-11 and my ex-girlfriend have in common? 1.) The front door and the back door are always open 24/7 2.) Everyone is trying to get the Big Gulp 3.) After being in there, you just feel dirty.