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Did you here Oscar Pistorious has tried out for the Olympic swim team? When asked how it went,he replied my legs felt a little RUSTY!

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What goes, "Click, click, click, did I get it? Click, click, click, did I get it?"

Stevie Wonder working a Rubic's Cube.

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A husband and wife are golfing on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying here and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.” "Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly. "No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

I took my wife to see the doctor today hoping to sort out her Tourettes problem. It turns out she doesn't have it... I am a bastard and she really does want me to f**k off.

A husband with his wife on their honeymoon finds out she's a virgin. He's overjoyed and says, “I wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity." His wife replies, "Then kiss my ass."

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