$94 from Boch Toyota South and the
coveted STDJ Hooded Sweatshirt!
I farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
From listener Tom:
I grew up Catholic and was really annoyed by all the stand up.... sit down....kneel down... stand up. I wish the priest would just pick a position and have his way with me.
After my accident, I woke up in the hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me. She said, "Sir, you may not feel anything from the waist down." "Fair enough," I said, so I grabbed her boobs.
Congrats to listener Todd for the winner:
They say penis size is related to shoe size...that makes the fear of clowns even worse.
Winning joke from Mike from North Attleboro:
Why do bulimics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.
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