$94 from Boch Toyota South and the
coveted STDJ Hooded Sweatshirt!
The winning joke is at the end of this clip.
Hear the highlights and winner of Stump the DJ in the media player above.
WINNING JOKE: My boss phoned me today. He asked, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy. I haven't stopped to take a break all day." "Can you do me a favor?" he asked. I said, "Of course, what is it?" He said, "Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the foursome behind you."
A girl goes into a bank with a big sack of quarters to deposit. The teller says, "You must have been hoarding these quarters." The girl says, "Well, yes, but I only whored half of them. My sister whored the other half."
After being in the hospital for a month for a heart aneurysm, Ron Jeremy got the OK to have sex again- his co-workers are so excited, you can really see it all over their faces.
"I caught my twelve year old son looking up women's skirts today," I told the bartender after my second whiskey.
"That's pretty normal for a twelve year old, isn't it?" he asked.
"Not on eBay it isn't." I said.