$94 from Boch Toyota South and the
coveted STDJ Hooded Sweatshirt!
WINNING JOKE (from Todd):
Doctor is examining a young woman and says, "You look fine, but I'm worried about those bruised knees and elbows." And the woman says, "It's from all of that doggie style sex." And the doctor says, "Well, don't you know any other positions?" And she replies, "I do, but my dog doesn't."
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WINNER (from Michael):
I was busy masturbating the other day when I heard somebody yelling for help. I came as fast as I could.
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WINNER (from listener Wheelz): What do you get when you hold a $20 bill between your chin and your chest? You get a really good impression of Stephen Hawking at a strip club.
From listener Evan:
Yesterday I had my weekly premature ejaculators anonymous meeting, but when I walked into the room no one was there.
Guess I came too early.