$94 from Boch Toyota South and the
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Four winners from Justin of New Bedford. First two were the strongest:
I called my wife a whore. I'm sure she'll make me pay for it later.
What's the worst part about sex in a cemetery? All that digging.
What's the worst thing to show a girl on a first date? The footage you've taken of her sleeping.
What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber.
Why is anal sex a lot like your first car? Because you don't want it but your father gives it to you anyway.
All-time Stump the DJ champ Paul Fitzgerald once again wins Stump with two equally funny jokes:
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like, "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I'm your sister."
My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I prefer it if she didn't have one at all."
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Three jokes from listener Joe made us have to choose three winners this week.
The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every effing one of them.
My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate.
I was so shocked I almost tripped over my penis!
I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal.
Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend.
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