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Stump the DJ Highlights and Winner 2-2-12
Friday 02-03-2012 7:39am ET
Worst joke teller turns it around and wins best joke! What a comeback! Here it here!
This week's Stump the DJ Highlights. Stump the DJ Highlights and Winner 1-26-12
Friday 01-27-2012 7:55am ET
Stump the DJ Winner:
Did you hear that politicans have started to dress like NASCAR drivers?
At least that way we can tell who their corporate sponsors are.
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Friday 01-20-2012 7:56am ET
From listener J.C.:
What do Richard Hatch and Haley Barbour have in common?
They both gave 200 inmates a happy ending.
Click here to hear Al read the winning joke, especially if you don't know who Haley Barbour is.
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Friday 01-13-2012 6:38am ET
From Kyle via Facebook...
How is school like a boner?
It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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Friday 01-06-2012 7:51am ET
$94 and the Stump the DJ hooded sweatshirt goes to our winner, Kate:
How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?
Ask Hugh Hefner.
Here's Al reading the winning joke.
Click here for STDJ highlights. Stump the DJ Highlights and Winner 12-29-11
Friday 12-30-2011 7:48am ET
Click here for the Best Jokes of 2011!
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Here's the winning joke from Ginny in text form:
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.
If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
Stump the DJ Highlights and Winner 12-15-11
Friday 12-16-2011 8:25am ET
Click here for the highlights and winner from this week's Stump the DJ
Here's the winner in text form:
What's the difference between Governor Chafee and a Christmas tree?
One has balls. Stump the DJ Highlights and Winner 12-8-11
Friday 12-09-2011 7:49am ET
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Here's the winner sent in by Paul in text form:
If sex with three people is called a "threesome, and sex with two people is called a "twosome," I understand why they call you "handsome". Stupm the DJ Highlights and Winner 12-1-11
Friday 12-02-2011 7:51am ET
Hear the Stump the DJ Winner here.
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Here's the Stump winner in text form:
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbors male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me," he replied.
Stump the DJ Highlights and Winner 11-11-11
Friday 11-18-2011 7:55am ET
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Here's the winner in text form:
My wife was missing for a week, and the police finally told me to expect the worst. So I went back to the thrift store and got all of her clothes back.</p
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