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Sox Fan Grabs Boob, Remy and Orsillo Lose It
Monday 07-11-2011 5:33am ET
Click here for the video of a Sox fan not knowing he's on camera grabbing himself a handful, and rendering Orsillo and Remy unable to go on with the broadcast. Hell hath no fury like a woman with scissors.
Sunday 03-13-2011 5:27am ET
A Chicago area woman, whose
name hasn’t been released, found out her husband was on a Caribbean vacation
with another woman. So she got
proactive.. She flew across the
country, broke into the woman’s house, got her hands on the woman's clothes and
used scissors to cut the crotch area out of every single pair of pants and
underwear she owned. The now
crotch-less other woman decided not to press charges . . . and the husband says
his wife's just plain crazy, and they're actually separated. But he loves his new girlfriend's wardrobe.
Is That a Schnauzer in Your Pants or....
Monday 02-28-2011 5:28pm ET
25-year-old
Patrick Trejo of Phoenix, Arizona gets the award, extra creepy because he’s a
middle school teacher. Patrick was caught going on Craigslist, trying to find a
dog owner who'd let him have bestial relations with their dog. Patrick was
posting ads for people interested in, quote, "K-9 play" and wrote,
quote, "Hit me up if you have a pup to play with.” He was busted when an
undercover cop posed as a dog owner and had Patrick meet him at a local hotel. When the undercover cop walked in the
room Patrick already had his Schnauzer out!
The Language Teachers Claim They Were Not Cunning Linguists
Sunday 02-27-2011 7:28pm ET
Follow up to a news story we had about a year ago,
Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were language teachers at James Madison High School
in Brooklyn. These are the two who
allegedly ducked out of a school assembly, went to Cindy’s room where they got
naked and were caught by the janitor; Cindy on her desk and Alini on her knees
performing favors on her. They
were fired and now they are suing the school system for $2 million dollars each
for wrongful termination. They say
the incident never happened and was a product of the janitor’s overactive
imagination and there is no proof of the lesbian shenanigans. Janitor says, “Damn, I shoulda had my
IPhone with me.” We have their pictures
up on our Facebook page… both very hot.
WTF News
Wednesday 02-23-2011 9:31am ET
Every single day for the past three years, an 82-year-old woman in Memphis has ordered one large pepperoni pizza from the same Domino's. On Monday, her regular delivery driver noticed it had been THREE DAYS since the woman called. She went to the woman's house . . . and found the woman had fallen and needed help. The driver is now getting credit for quite possibly saving the woman's life. If you're female and lonely, there's a new service just for you . . . and it'll probably make you feel a lot lonelier when you stop and think about it. It's called TextBoyfriend.com, and you pay $6-a-month to receive three sweet, loving texts every week from . . . an imaginary boyfriend. I can only hope I'm still making INCREDIBLY STUPID BETS like this when I'm 58. In New Jersey, a 58-year-old man was arrested for shoplifting $43 worth of random stuff from a Walmart. He told the police he'd lost a bet and either had to shoplift from Walmart or run NAKED through the streets. As they were arresting him, he said he regretted his choice . . . streaking would've been a smaller fine.
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