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Reese, how 'bout a nice big steaming cup of SHUT THE EFF UP!

All-time Stump the DJ champ Paul Fitzgerald once again wins Stump with two equally funny jokes:
JOKE #1
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like, "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I'm your sister."
JOKE #2
My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I prefer it if she didn't have one at all."
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The father of Robert Guerrero went after Floyd Mayweather Jr. and his father about "woman beating" at a press conference. See the video here. WARNING: Obscenity in this clip.
The Watertown, MA Police Department’s Honor Guard will be participating in this
year’s 30th Annual Aquidneck Island National Police Parade on Sunday, May 5,
2013 at 11:30 am. Watertown was recently thrust into the national spotlight
weeks ago as various law enforcement agencies conducted a manhunt for one of the
suspects in the Boston Marathon Bombings there.
The police parade is the only one in the nation to pay homage to the men and women of law enforcement. Police departments from throughout the state as well as the RI State Police are
expected to march, as are departments from other New England states, New York,
New Jersey and other areas. Participants will also include various pipes and
drum bands, local civic organizations, area high school bands and various
pro-law enforcement groups including COPS (Concerns Of Police
Survivors).
The parade begins at the Hampton Inn and Suites, 317 West
Main Road, Middletown and continues south into downtown Newport, finishing at
Washington Square. Thousands are expected to line the streets to watch this
year’s parade as a tribute to fallen heroes and to the many current heroes who
protect our streets each day. Prior to the start of the parade, a memorial
ceremony will be held.
That's right, Knicks. Blowing a 3-0 game series lead sucks.