They take money every week...but it takes them a month to get it back to me? I have so many plans for my tax return...but it's taking so damn long to get here!

Tax season is always one of my favorites. I get to see my tax guy, Roger, who is so awesome & funny...and I think he looks like Jerry Remy. But what I love most is my return. It's like getting ice cream as a kid, or a new toy!

Mama wants her money! Dear Gov't...I'M WAITING!!!