All-time Stump the DJ champ Paul Fitzgerald once again wins Stump with two equally funny jokes:
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like, "I'm tired, I'm washing my hair, I'm your sister."
My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I prefer it if she didn't have one at all."
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