"Would you kindly remove my existing "bio" from my page? It looks like a poorly written match.com/resume' bio. I know I wrote it, but I was obviously drunk at the time, or on bath salts. Either way, it's a train wreck. I'm cool if you just have that pic of my Van Halen Chuck Taylors on there as I really have nothing else to say other than that I like Van Halen and that I'm happy to have supported Eddie's retirement fund in a small, but thoughtful way. I'm also on the radio when nobody is listening so a "bio" really isn't a necessity.
Can you do this for me Stefan?
If you want to include that I think the snooze button was a great, yet tortuous, invention I'm OK with that. Long walks on the beach are overrated, and so are high school reunions. Everyone has a Facebook page, so what's the point? I know what you look like, what you had for dinner last night, that you're kid got his/her black belt last week , threw up a few minutes ago, the grade they got on their last report card etc etc.
Now that I think about it..... just use this email on my page. That should do it.
I owe you a good "artisan" coffee next time I'm there."
Thanks in advance!